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Half the hair. Half the patience. Double the write-offs. 💀 Meet Half Cut — the bald accountant of the crypto underworld. He crunches numbers, cooks spreadsheets, and audits your portfolio straight into oblivion. 📉 Your portfolio is down? That’s a depreciation expense. 🧾 Rug pulled? Must be an unrecorded liability. 💼 No gains? We’ll carry that loss forward. Wall Street has suits. Crypto has degenerates. Half Cut has a calculator and absolutely zero hair left to lose. No financial advice. No hairline. Just pure degen accounting. $HALFCUT — BALD BY NATURE. DEGEN BY CHOICE. 🧑‍🦲📉